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Peppa Pig: I got a D on my test! [farts] I want a massage. [farts]

Petuniá Pig: Ooh, I'm giving you a hot stone massage!

Peppa: [farts]

Zoë Zebra: I'm selling Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth, published in 2010 and written in 2009 for £12.44! Get it within 21 days.

Peppa: Judas! Judaas Judas! Judaas! Judas! Judaas Judas! GAGA

[cuts to Mummy Pig wearing a cream-coloured dress with sequins near the edge of a cliff]

Mummy Pig: Oh!

??????????: [pushes Mummy Pig off the cliff]

James Johnson: I told her that she would die if someone pushed her off the cliff!

[A stampede of people come]

Stampede: Let's trample a random girl like it's 2002! [tramples a random girl]

Random girl: Aaah! [gets trampled by the stampede]

[cuts to Peppa at home reading Ezza Kids]

Peppa: I LOVE this magazine. [farts]

Cherie Pig: Stop farting!

Peppa: I had beans. [farts] Why are you reading a Sungsang TV instruction manual? [farts]

Kathy Cat: quit readin mah dress

Peppa: We've built a gazebo [farts] with some seating.

Miss Rabbit: Lucky girl! You got a Ramicon!

Peppa: YASSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! I GOT A RAMICON!!!!!!!!!

Suzy Sheep: Don't pretend you think you know I'm so precious, and awww yeah, I'm the one & only princess!

Petuniá Pig: SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cuts to various children in the Mistress roes is shoplifting again shop at the local shops]

Rebecca Rabbit: BRITNEY SPEARS DOESN'T WEAR A BRA IN THE OVERPROTECTED MUSIC VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE DARKCHILD REMIX.

Ikjnhtf Hassirj: who the hell am i

Richard Rabbit: The Urbz: Sims in the City!

Mistress roes: Can I killing at least one of the people who are your friends. What is the letter after b?

Everyone: C!

Mistress roes: No! Try again!

Everyone: itch!

Mistress roes: OH MY GOD. WHAT IS THE LETTER AFTER B?

Everyone: astard!

Mistress roes: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: oobs!

Mistress roes: Finally, you got it correct! What is the letter after f?

Everyone: G!

Mistress roes: No! It is not g!

Everyone: uck!

Mistress roes: Yes, that's correct. What is the letter after d?

Everyone: E!

Mistress roes: I'm tired as hell of you getting it wrong. Try again.

Everyone: ick!

[cuts to Peppa at home trying to connect the Ramicon to the TV]

Peppa: How do you connect this?

Kaylee Kangaroo: [rapping] Better be quick! Aaah aaah! I better be quick! Quick!

Peppa: That was released as a single in May 2002.

Star Sheep: [singing] Oh oh ah ah oh oh ah ah, lickity lick lick lick lick lick, I just want to lick, let me lick!!!!!!

Peppa: That song is about *** and you just repeat random words over and over.

Star Sheep: LOL

Peppa: I get a nasty girl! I get a nasty girl! I get a nasty girl! I get a nasty girl! I get a nasty girl! I get a nasty girl! I get a nasty girl! I get a nasty girl! I get a nasty girl! I get a nasty girl! I get a nasty girl!

Suzy Sheep: Aaaaah aaaaaah [vomits all over Peppa] the taste of lopsided jelly

Candy Cat: Hey! Hey! Hey! You! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one! Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend! Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me! No way! No way! No, it's not a secret! Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your girlfriend! You're so fine, I want you mine, you're so delicious! I think about you all the time, you're so addictive! Don't you know I can do to make you feel alright? Don't pretend I think you know I'm so precious, and awww yeah, I'm the one and only princess! She's like "so, whatever", you could do so much better now. I think we should get together now and that's what everyone's talking about. Hey! Hey! Hey! You! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one! Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend! Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me! No way! No way! No, it's not a secret! Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your girlfriend! I can see the way, I see the way you look at me and even when you look away I know you think of me! I know you talk about me all the time again and again! So cover here, tell me what I want to hear! Better yet, make your girlfriend disappear! I don't want you to say her name ever again! Because, she's like "so, whatever" and you could do so much better now. I think we should get together now and that's what everyone's talking about. Hey! Hey! Hey! You! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one! Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend! Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me! No way! No way! No, it's not a secret! Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your girlfriend! Oh! In a second, you'll be wrapped around my finger, cause I can, cause I can do it better! There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in? She's so stupid, what the heck were you thinking? In a second, you'll be wrapped around my finger, cause I can, cause I can do it better! There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in? She's so stupid, what the heck were you thinking? Hey! Hey! Hey! You! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one! Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend! No way! No way! Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me! No way! No way! No, it's not a secret! Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your girlfriend! No way! No way! Hey! Hey! Hey! You! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one! Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend! Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me! No way! No way! No, it's not a secret! Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your girlfriend! No way! No way! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me! No way! No way! No way! No, it's not a secret! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your girlfriend! No way! No way! Hey! Hey!

Zoë Zebra: Grandfather of Rappin' was released as the lead single from the album on May 16, 2001.

Lisa Fox: Fancy Girl was released as the second single on June 21, 2001.

Petunia Pig: On September 3, 2001, A Day To Party was released as the third single.

Rebecca Rabbit: On December 5, 2001, he released Still Waiting Baby featuring OMGlenda.

Brianna Bear: Us was released as the fifth single from the album on January 11, 2002.

Moira Moose: He released Who Was That? on April 7, 2002 as the sixth single.

Hidy Hyena: On May 5, 2002, the album's title track Quick was released as the seventh and final single from the album. A Spanish version was released on May 8, 2002.

Elena Elephant: [stands on the walls]

Freddy Fox: Why you standin' on the walls?
Music's starting everywhere so why don't you just move along?
I see you lookin' at me like I'm some kind of freak
Get up out of your seat
Why don't you do somethin'?
I see you lookin' at me
Like I got what you need
Get up out of your seat, why don't you do somethin'?

Freddy Fox, Pedro Pony and Danny Dog: Now you're all in my grill

Cause I say what I feel

Only rock to what's real
Baby bump bump
But I can't do that with you
Only here with my crew
I can roll if you can
Don't be a punk punk
Whatcha gonna do when the croud goes eh-oh?
Why you standin' on the walls?
Music's startin' everywhere so why don't you just move along?
I see you lookin' at me
Like I'm some kind of freak
Get up out of your seat
Why don't you do somethin'?
I see you lookin' at me
Like I got what you need
Get up out of your seat,
Why don't you do somethin'?
I see you lookin' at me
Like I'm some kind of freak
Get up out of your seat
Why don't you do somethin'?
I see you lookin' at me
Like I got what you need
Get up out of your seat,
Why don't you do somethin'?
Na nananananana
Uh!
Na nananananananana
I see you lookin' over here
Cant you tell I'm havin' fun
If you care like I know
You would stop
starin' at us
And get your own space
And do somethin'
I see you lookin' at me
Like I'm some kind of freak
Get up out of your seat
Why don't you do somethin'?
I see you lookin' at me
Like I got what you need
Get up out of your seat,
Why dont you do somethin'?
I see you lookin at me
Like I'm some kind of freak
Get up out of your seat
Why dont you do somethin'?
I see you lookin' at me
Like I got what you need
Get up out of your seat,
Why don't you do somethin'?
F*ck!
Do somethin'
Ow!
Why don't you do somethin'?

Peppa: I was born to make you happy

Elena Elephant: I don't care if you were born to make me happy! [stands on the walls]

Kaylee Kangaroo: Why you standin' on the walls? Music's starting everywhere so why don't you just move along?
I see you lookin' at me like I'm some kind of f-

Peppa: Stop standing on the walls, Elena Elephant.

Daddy Pig, Mummy Pig, Petunia Pig, Phoebe Pig, Cherie Pig, Samara Pig and George Pig: Why you standin' on the walls? Music's starting everywhere so why don't you just move along?
I see you lookin' at me like I'm some kind of freak
Get up out of your seat, why don't you do somethin'?

Samara Pig: Everyone get in my Audi! [gets in her Audi]

Daddy Pig, Mummy Pig, Petunia Pig, Phoebe Pig, Cherie Pig, Samara Pig and George Pig: Sure! [gets in Samara Pig's Audi]

[cuts to Samara Pig's Audi on the clouds]

Cherie Pig: [passes a guitar to Samara]

George Pig: ¿A dónde vamos? (Where are we going?)

Samara: [whispering] Vamos a la agujero en la pared! (We're going to the Hole in the Wall!)

Cherie: That location doesn't exist.

Samara: Yes it does! [pushes Cherie out of the Audi] George, you can sit next to me in the front.

George: ¡Gracias! (Thank you!) [sits next to Samara]

[cuts to Peppa at home]

Peppa: I found a cassette tape! [puts the cassette tape into the tape recorder]

Cassette tape: Elena El...hant is a wi..h. S.e can s...d on the w..ls

Peppa: [bursts into tears] All my life I've been good but now I'm thinking what the hell?

[cuts to Peppa in Samara Pig's Audi]

Peppa: Call me rude boy
can you get it up? [sticks up her middle finger at Samara]

Samara: I don't even know you!

Peppa: First of all, I'm damn precious.

Samara: Hello, rude boy!

Peppa: My name is Peppa.

Samara: LOL

[cuts to the children at the playgroup]

Elena Elephant: What is this? It seems like an ancient aztec dialect or hieroglyphs of some sort. I'm gonna need some help to decode this.

Madame Gazelle: [farts and gasps] That's English! Have you forgotten how to read? You're f*cking crazy.

Elena Elephant: [stands on the walls]

Everyone: Why you standin' on the walls? Music's starting everywhere so why don't you just move along?

I see you lookin' at me like I'm some kind of freak
Get up out of your seat
Why don't you do somethin?
I see you lookin' at me like I got what you need
Get up out of your seat
Why don't you do somethin?

Wendy Wolf: Aaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaah [vomits all over Elena Elephant]

Elena Elephant: What the hell? That's disgusting!

Wendy Wolf: [vomits all over Elena Elephant]

Elena Elephant: [vomits all over Wendy Wolf]

Madame Gazelle: Girls! Clean yourselves up! That's disgusting!

Elena Elephant: Work work work work he said me haffi work work work work he see me doing my dirt dirt dirt dirt

Madame Gazelle: Here is your homework. [gives the class homework]

Elena Elephant: There is no oven in here!!!!!!!!!! [reads the questions] How the f*ck can a playgroup student answer THOSE questions?

Suzy Sheep: Homework work work work she said me haffi homework work work work she see me putting it in my bag bag bag bag

Madame Gazelle: Time to play before you go home for the day!

Everyone: [runs outside and plays]

Mummy Pig: What do you think of my new dress? The rajah on my old dress was too bright so I bought a tocan rajah dress!

Moira Moose: You're not Indian. ARTPOP ARTPOP AAAAARTPOOOOOP

Brianna Bear: It's Brianna, b*tch

Emily Elephant: I took a sip from my devil's cup

Cassandra Cat: What is this? It seems like an ancient aztec dialect or hieroglyphs of some sort. I'm gonna need some help to decode this.

Rosalina Rabbit: Seriously?

Cassandra Cat: What is this? It seems like an ancient aztec dialect or hieroglyphs of some sort. I'm gonna need some help to decode this.

Mrs. Fox: We're going, Lisa.

Lisa Fox: Bye!

[Lisa and her mum get into a pink truck and ride it on the clouds]

Miss Rabbit: ALL ABOARD THE TRAIN

Cassandra Cat: What is this? It seems like an ancient aztec dialect or hieroglyphs of some sort. I'm gonna need some help to decode this.

Moira Moose: What are you talking about?

Cassandra Cat: What is this? It seems like an ancient aztec dialect or hieroglyphs of some sort. I'm gonna need some help to decode this.

Hidy Hyena: [pushes Danny Dog into dirt] I'm sorry!

Cassandra Cat: What is this? It seems like an ancient aztec dialect or hieroglyphs of some sort. I'm gonna need some help to decode this. What is this? It seems like an ancient aztec dialect or hieroglyphs of some sort. I'm gonna need some help to decode this. What is this? It seems like an ancient aztec dialect or hieroglyphs of some sort. I'm gonna need some help to decode this. What is this? It seems like an ancient aztec dialect or hieroglyphs of some sort. I'm gonna need some help to decode this. What is this? It seems like an ancient aztec dialect or hieroglyphs of some sort. I'm gonna need some help to decode this. What is this? It seems like an ancient aztec dialect or hieroglyphs of some sort. I'm gonna need some help to decode this. What is this? It seems like an ancient aztec dialect or hieroglyphs of some sort. I'm gonna need some help to decode this. What is this? It seems like an ancient aztec dialect or hieroglyphs of some sort. I'm gonna need some help to decode this.

Madame Gazelle: YOU'RE CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!

Gertrude Gazelle: [poops her pants]

[cuts to Mummy Pig at home waiting for Peppa]

Peppa: Hi. Homerina Hyena skipped school today.

Mummy Pig: BUTT IN THE AIR [takes out a telephone]

Advertiser on TV: FITNESS FITNESS FITNESS FITNESS POOOOOOOOPYSITTING POOOPYSITTING CADILLACS WTF [jumps in a bin]

rotarraN: I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen even though poopysitting doesn't pay attention to the killing and Appep Gip has framed for killing Cadillac car call 908441200712 more information

Mistress roes: Aaaaaaah poking hubbub f*ck yyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Mummy Pig: THIS CRAP DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peppa: Boom boom boom boom Rihanna went crazy because of Chris Brown boom boom boom boom

Misha Chugney: [crashes into the house] STEAM IN THE AIR, I DON'T CARE, I LOVE THE SMELL OF IT

Dotty Dog: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GET DA POPCORN AND PUT THE F*CKING DVD IN

Petunia Pig: Watch your lang–AND I DON'T WANNA BE SO DAMN PROTECTED!

Hannah Horse: Nothing lasts forever [twerks in front of random objects]

Luna Lion: You are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 26263673773782781282919819912092109129921912772762366315621562156165111 years! Go to your rooms now!

Peppa: They're still gonna put pictures of my derriere in the magazines

Suzy: Do you feel this
I know you feel this
Are you ready?
I don't think so

Peppa: ARE YOU CALLING ME A DANGEROUS WOMAN??????!!!!!

Wanda Wolf: I'm Mrs. Lifestyle zombie rich & famous you wanna p**s on me

Star Sheep: Sh**ty baby I'm her boob and she done a big poo la-di-da she gonna go spending an awful lot of time with her body

Peppa: Lick is weirder than Wind it Up by Gwen Stefani!

Elsa Elephant: I wore sheer clothing on the Rockin' Tour LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL and everyone could see my n*****s

Cherie Pig: You're bluffing!

Peppa: I'm not bluffing with my m*****!

Cherie: Give me an A (always give me what I want)
Give me a V (be very, very good to me)
R (are you gonna treat me right)
I (I can put up a fight)
Give me an L (let me hear you scream loud)

Peppa: I'm not giving you an Avril!

Suzy: Let me show you naked photos of Avril on my phone!

Mrs. Sheep: HEY! DELETE THOSE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!

Suzy: F*ck you!

Peppa: Can I use your phone?

Suzy: I wear the pants!

Peppa: I wasn't talking about who wears the pants! Can I use your phone?

Suzy: I wear the pants!

Peppa: Let me use your phone!

Suzy: I wear the pants!

Peppa: Can I please use your phone?

Suzy: I wear the pants!

Peppa: Stop it with this “I wear the pants” sh*t! LET ME USE YOUR PHONE!

Suzy: I wear the pants! I wear the pants! I wear the pants! I wear the pants!

Peppa: Please?

Suzy: Yes. You can use my phone.

Peppa: Thanks! [runs outside and uses Suzy's phone] Let's see what photos she has on it. [looks at the photos on Suzy's phone] AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAH! [vomits and throws Suzy's phone into the sun]

Suzy: Template:Shirereraddaaaasfh THAT WASN'T EVEN YOUR PHONE!!!!! THAT COSTED £700!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pedro Pony: Let's see what photos I have on MY phone!

Suzy: LOL! Can I use your phone?

Pedro: Yes.

Peppa: Come on!

Suzy: DISASTERS ALL AROUND, A WORLD OF DESPAIR, THEIR ONLY CONCERN: WILL IT F*CK UP MY HAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[at the playgroup]

Madame Gazelle: We are learning division and shit like that. What is 44 divided by 4?

Suzy: Mum is gonna get me born this way the collection if I don't fart all month so I am holding in my fuckin farts

Peppa: FITNESS FITNESS FITNESS FITNESS POOOOOOOOPYSITTING POOOPYSITTING CADILLACS WTF [jumps in the bin]

Danny Dog: That ad went fuckin viral

Candy Cat: One one.

Madame Gazelle: We are going to learn about BBC One. When did BBC One launch?

Candy: 2 November 1936

Peppa: FITNESS FITNESS FITNESS FITNESS

Madmage Gazale: What is my purpose

Madame Gazelle: Tell the students to stop like homegirls can't catch shit if it drops.

Madmage Gazale: Stop it because homegirls can't catch shit if it drops!

Lady Gaga: YOU STOLE MY SONG [punches Madmage Gazale in the face]

[cuts to Mummy Pig at home waiting for Peppa]

Peppa: Hi. Homerina Hyena skipped school today.

Mummy Pig: BUTT IN THE AIR [takes out a telephone]

Advertiser on TV: FITNESS FITNESS FITNESS FITNESS POOOOOOOOPYSITTING POOOPYSITTING CADILLACS WTF [jumps in a bin]

rotarraN: I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen even though poopysitting doesn't pay attention to the killing and Appep Gip has framed for killing Cadillac car call 908441200712 more information

Peppa: This shit again?

Mummy Pig: I'm not Mummy Pig. I'm Mistress roes.

Cherie Pig: Can I fart?

Pippa pork: I need the stove.

Daddy Pig: If you hold in your farts for the entire fucking month, I will get you Born This Way: The Collection.

Peppa: I'm going to Suzy's! [gets on the bus]

Madame Gazelle: Hi, bitch!

Peppa: Let's have some fun this beat is sick

Pippa: I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

Peppa: Let's have some fun this beat is sick

Pippa: I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

Madame Gazelle: HEY!

Peppa: I wanna kiss you

Pippa: But if I do, then I might miss you, babe

Peppa: It's complicated and stupid

Pippa: Got my butt squeezed by sexy Cupid

Peppa: Guess he wants to play a LoveGame, a LoveGame

Poppa Pog: Hold me and love me

Pippa: Just wanna touch you for a minute

Peepa Pige: Baby, three seconds is enough for my heart to quit

Peppa: Let's have some fun, this beat is sick

Pippa: I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

Peepa: Don't think too much just bust that kick

Poppa: I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

Peppa: Let's play a lovegame, play a lovegame

Pippa: Do you want love, or you want fame

Poppa: Are you in the game, Dans le lovegame

Peepa: Let's play a lovegame, play a lovegame

Pippa: Do you want love, or you want fame

Peppa: Are you in the game, Dans le lovegame

Caillou: I'm on a mission

Dora: And it involves some heavy touching, yeah

Barney: You've indicated your interest

Pippa: I'm educated in uhh, yes

Peepa: And now I want it bad, want it bad

Peppa: A lovegame

Poppa: A lovegame

Caillou: Hold me and love me

Dora: Just wanna touch you for a minute

Barney: Baby three seconds is enough for my heart to quit

Peppa: Let's have some fun, this beat is sick

Pippa: I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

Peepa: Don't think too much just bust that kick

Poppa: I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

Peppa: Let's play a lovegame, play a lovegame

Pippa: Do you want love, or you want fame

Poppa: Are you in the game, Dans le lovegame

Peepa: Let's play a lovegame, play a lovegame

Pippa: Do you want love, or you want fame

Peppa: Are you in the game, Dans le lovegame

Caillou: I can see you staring there from across the block

Dora: With a smile on your mouth and your hand on your HUH!

Barney: The story of us, it always starts the same

Peppa: With a boy and a girl and a HUH! and a game

Pippa: And a game

Peepa: And a game

Poppa: And a game

All: A LOVEGAMEEEEEEEEEE!

Peppa: Let's play a lovegame, play a lovegame

Pippa: Do you want love, or you want fame

Poppa: Are you in the game, Dans le lovegame

Peepa: Let's play a lovegame, play a lovegame

Pippa: Do you want love, or you want fame

Peppa: Are you in the game, Dans le lovegame

Caillou: Let's play a lovegame, play a lovegame

Dora: Do you want love, or you want fame

Barney: Are you in the game, Dans le lovegame

Ben: Let's play a lovegame, play a lovegame

Holly: Do you want love, or you want fame

Peppa: Are you in the game, Dans le lovegame

Madame Gazelle: What's 1+1?

Peppa: 2. My counterparts, let's go to Suzy's!

Pippa: Aleught!

Poppa: Aleught!

Peepa: Aleught!

[at Suzy's]

Pippa: OMFG, you have a proper entertainment centre?

Suzy: Probably.

Peppa: Don't know about you, but the worst for me was going to a friends house and trying to hook your console up, but the colours corresponding to the AV Cable were different...ya know, because their parents were cheap as fuck and bought the knock-off Toshiba TV from some guy behind the liquor store....yeah, fuck you Candy's mum and dad...we spent half the night trying to get the PlayStation working because the colours didn't match, then we found out that the modes weren't labelled properly...and then we had to clean our disc for like...20 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET CRASH BANDICOOT WORKING!?!?!?!?!?!? And don't even get me started on the entertainment centres where the TV was ran through the radio so their dad was all butt hurt the next morning about who surround sound speaker 10, which was underneath the car in the driveway for some fucking reason wasn't working right. Yeah Candy, I'm shitting on your dad....FUCKING DEAL WITH IT! Of course there were the friends that would borrow the playstation game and you'd get it back after they let it sit on a belt sander for the whole weekend....fuck you Rebecca, YOU KNOW YOU DID!!!!!!!!

Peepa: Meena Sako Arigato, K-Kashmir - cute

Kashmir Kashmir Talvar
Day and night with mother
So, we can not stop, noon
Evaluate it
All sides make all fish
He said he was a smart boy
I drink a drink from my drink
When you drink, make changes
I can not say there
Be with me
Go here or work
The menu can be changed
Every cat should be entitled
Kitty Kitty
you are very beautiful
Take a penny
Be with me
Kitty Kitty
Want
Take a penny
Play with me
Sweet
Hello Kitty, Hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're so beautiful
Hello Kitty, Hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're sad
Warning right before the funeral
I lost Pinky
I got
Our face
I want you to do what you do
Play Kitty and play with me
Kitty Kitty
you are very beautiful
Take a penny
Be with me
Kitty Kitty
Want
Take a penny
Play with me
Sweet
Hello Kitty, Hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're so beautiful
Hello Kitty, Hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're sad
Meena Sako Argato! Kawaii!
Meena Sako Argato! Kawaii!
Kawaii!
Kawaii!
Kawaii!
Kawaii!
Meow
Hello Kitty, Hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're so beautiful
Hello Kitty, Hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're sad
Kitty Kitty
you are very beautiful
Take a penny
Be with me
Kitty Kitty
Want
Take a penny
Play with me

Peppa: Let's hook up the PS2.

Suzy: What the fucking hell are you doing?!

Candy Cat: Hey! Hey! Hey! You! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one! Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend! Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me! No way! No way! No, it's not a secret! Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your girlfriend! You're so fine, I want you mine, you're so delicious! I think about you all the time, you're so addictive! Don't you know I can do to make you feel alright? Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious, and hell yeah, I'm the motherfuckin' princess! She's like "so, whatever", you could do so much better now. I think we should get together now and that's what everyone's talking about. Hey! Hey! Hey! You! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one! Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend! Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me! No way! No way! No, it's not a secret! Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your girlfriend! I can see the way, I see the way you look at me and even when you look away I know you think of me! I know you talk about me all the time again and again! So cover here, tell me what I want to hear! Better yet, make your girlfriend disappear! I don't want you to say her name ever again! Because, she's like "so, whatever" and you could do so much better now. I think we should get together now and that's what everyone's talking about. Hey! Hey! Hey! You! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one! Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend! Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me! No way! No way! No, it's not a secret! Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your girlfriend! Oh! In a second, you'll be wrapped around my finger, cause I can, cause I can do it better! There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in? She's so stupid, what the heck were you thinking? In a second, you'll be wrapped around my finger, cause I can, cause I can do it better! There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in? She's so stupid, what the heck were you thinking? Hey! Hey! Hey! You! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one! Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend! No way! No way! Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me! No way! No way! No, it's not a secret! Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your girlfriend! No way! No way! Hey! Hey! Hey! You! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one! Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend! Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me! No way! No way! No, it's not a secret! Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your girlfriend! No way! No way! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me! No way! No way! No way! No, it's not a secret! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your girlfriend! No way! No way! Hey! Hey!

Peppa: YOUR FUCKING CHEAP PARENTS BOUGHT THE FUCKING KNOCKOFF TOSHIBUH TV FROM THE FUCKING GUY BEHIND THE FUCKING LIQUOR STORE AND THE FUCKING COLOURS CORRESPONDING TO THE FUCKING AV CABLE DID NOT FUCKING MATCH AND THE TV'S SOUND RAN THROUGH THE RADIO FOR SOME FUCKING REASON!!!

Rebecca Rabbit: Hey! Hey! Hey! You! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one! Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend! Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me! No way! No way! No, it's not a secret! Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your girlfriend! You're so fine, I want you mine, you're so delicious! I think about you all the time, you're so addictive! Don't you know I can do to make you feel alright? Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious, and hell yeah, I'm the motherfuckin' princess! She's like "so, whatever", you could do so much better now. I think we should get together now and that's what everyone's talking about. Hey! Hey! Hey! You! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one! Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend! Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me! No way! No way! No, it's not a secret! Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your girlfriend! I can see the way, I see the way you look at me and even when you look away I know you think of me! I know you talk about me all the time again and again! So cover here, tell me what I want to hear! Better yet, make your girlfriend disappear! I don't want you to say her name ever again! Because, she's like "so, whatever" and you could do so much better now. I think we should get together now and that's what everyone's talking about. Hey! Hey! Hey! You! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one! Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend! Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me! No way! No way! No, it's not a secret! Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your girlfriend! Oh! In a second, you'll be wrapped around my finger, cause I can, cause I can do it better! There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in? She's so stupid, what the heck were you thinking? In a second, you'll be wrapped around my finger, cause I can, cause I can do it better! There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in? She's so stupid, what the heck were you thinking? Hey! Hey! Hey! You! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one! Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend! No way! No way! Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me! No way! No way! No, it's not a secret! Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your girlfriend! No way! No way! Hey! Hey! Hey! You! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one! Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend! Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me! No way! No way! No, it's not a secret! Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your girlfriend! No way! No way! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me! No way! No way! No way! No, it's not a secret! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your girlfriend! No way! No way! Hey! Hey!

Peppa: YOU WERE STILL FUCKING USING FUCKING RF AND YOUR MUM FUCKING YELLED AT ME BECAUSE THE FUCKING TV WASN'T FUCKING WORKING!

Rebecca Rabbit: OH OH OH OH OH!

Peppa: Seizure girl.

Ræbecca: Start the actual movie already!

[zooms out and shows the audience]

Suzy: Is the title a play on Avril Lavigne?

Peppa: Yes.

Peppa: [on the screen] April Ravine.

[cuts to Mummy Pig wearing a cream-coloured dress with sequins near the edge of a cliff]

Mummy Pig: Oh!

??????????: [pushes Mummy Pig off the cliff]

James Johnson: I told her that she would die if someone pushed her off the cliff!

[A stampede of people come]

Stampede: Let's trample a random girl like it's 2002! [tramples a random girl]

Random girl: Aaah! [gets trampled by the stampede]

[cuts to Peppa riding home from the playgroup on the bus]

Peppa: Turn the radio on.

[Someone turns the radio on]

Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

Suzy: Change the fucking station!

[Someone changes the radio station]

Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

Freddy Fox: Change the radio station.

[Someone changes the radio station]

Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

Emily Elephant: Excuse me, but can you please change the radio station?

Right right, turn off the lights,
We gonna lose our minds tonight,
What's the dealio?
I love when it's all too much,
Five a.m. turn the radio up
Where's the rock and roll?
Party crasher,
Panty snatcher,
Call me up if you a gangsta
Don't be fancy, just get dancy
Why so serious?