Pink (on TV): I'm coming up so you better get this party started!
Ericka: Can I go out tonight?
Chloe: I FUCKING HATE RUBBER!
Spy: Want me to show you why we use it?
Spy: [turns on the TV] Flabo! What channel is Supernanny on?
Flabo: KBG 2.
[Shows a kid on supernanny having a fit]
Chloe: Oh, I understand now, but what about our demonic cat? What if we get kittens we never even fucking wanted?
Spy: Kittens are so cute! [faints]
ZD: I love kittens! [faints]
Flabo: Ohmigosh, did someone mention kittens? [faints]
Ericka: Did somebody just say KITTENS?! [faints]
Chloe: [facepalm] I shouldn't have mentioned kittens.
Hope: Fuck kittens.
Chloe: Who the fuck are you? Is your name Hope or some shit? Because it says HOPE on your jacket. [removes the P, making it "hoe"]
Nicki Minaj: [randomly appears] I get it crackin like a bad back
Bitch talkin she the queen when she lookin like a lab rat
Carrie: I'm going to eat the trees so I can get an iPhone.
Livi: I chew food
Carrie: [cries] bitch
Dora the Explorer (on TV): Hola! Soy Dora!
Carrie: [eats a tree] Britney, au secour!
Livi: bitch I told you not to speak fucking French you bad pig I will whoop your ass right now [whoops Carrie with a belt]
Carrie: [cries] wanker
ZD: Oh damn, she looks sexy.
Chloe: Thanks, Zedd.
ZD: You're welcome, Chloe. [undresses]
Spy: Hi. Ooh, you look effing hot!
Chloe: Thank you!
Spy: You're welcome. [undresses]
Flabo: Let's watch Carrie while doing that shit. [undresses]
Carrie: I love Carrie so fucking much! [undresses]
Livi: I used to be scared of Carrie, [takes off her top] but after I watched Carrie, I was no longer scared of Carrie! [takes off her skirt and then her underwear]
Livi (off-screen): Please insert a [PlayStation 2 startup sound]
Carrie (off-screen): Whoa!
[shows the hallway]
Ericka: Can I join in?
[Bing and Dongwa go into the cathouse]
Ericka: I am totes gonna dress up in outfits that make me look bat shit insane and walk up and down the stairs! [puts on an outfit that makes her look like meghan] I'M COMING UP SO YOU BETTER GET THIS PARTY STARTED!