Peppa Pig: [insults Emily Elephant]
Emily Elephant: Madame Gazelle! Peppa förolämpar mig! (Madame Gazelle! Peppa is insulting me!)
Madame Gazelle: We're going home now!
Emily: Åh. (Oh.)
[cuts to Peppa at home in her basement]
Edmond Elephant: [dies of starvation]
Misha Chugney: [crashes into the house] STEAM IN THE AIR, I DON'T CARE, I LOVE THE SMELL OF IT
Miss Rabbit: ALL ABOARD THE TRAIN
Peppa: Blersh! [changes into a naughty girl dress]
Hannah Kesterton: [eats spoiled cereal and dies]
Everyone in the basement: [dies of starvation]
Mummy Pig: [enters the basement] Who are these people? Peppa! Come down!
Peppa: What is it?
Mummy Pig: [goes upstairs] nothing...? [throws a Pigtengo Pamicom against the wall] Oh! (x7) How dare you poison Madame Gazelle! You are so grounded! No Pamicom, TV, uPad, Saga CD, club gatherings and Star Sheep for 1 month!
Peppa: [throws a Saga CD at Mummy Pig] I don't care!!
Emily: Bitch! [breaks Peppa's legs]
[cuts to Peppa getting out of a car]
Mummy Pig: [lifts Peppa and puts her in a wheelchair, then brings the wheelchair to the doorway] Get out of the wheelchair, and walk using the crutches provided with the wheelchair.
Peppa Pig: [gets out of the wheelchair and walks using crutches] I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me, Peppa-Pepparazzi!
Suzy Sheep: Mickey-Mackey-Boo-Bah-Boo