Lady Gaga: Samara Pig! Get over here! (x32)
Samara Pig: What the fudge is wrong with you?
Lady Gaga: How dare you punch Jase! That's it! You better promise that you'll be kind!
Samara Pig: I'm not going to sing "Paparazzi".
Lady GaGa: Don't give me that attitude, Madame! Promise you'll be kind!
Samara Pig: I promise I'll be kind.
Lady Gaga: If you break this promise, I'M GOING TO PLAY BAD ROMANCE AT FULL VOLUME IN YOUR EARS!
Walmart Pog: I won't.
Samara Pig: I don't give a fudge about your "punishment".
Walmart: What punishment?
Samara Pig: GO AWAY!
Lady GaGa: Punishment time for you, Miss Samara! [plays Bad Romance at full volume in Walmart's ears]
Walmart: AAH! NO! NO!
Lady Gaga: Wait, you're not Samara. [screams, then changes into a metallic bustier and hat]
Walmart: [gives Peppa a flirty introduction]
Walmart: [gets stuffed in a bag by Lady Gaga] AAH!
Peppa: I destroyed a hoverboard.
George Pig: Lady Gaga! Pouvez-vous me faire un sandwich avec de la laitue, des tomates et du fromage, s'il vous plaît?
Lady Gaga: Sorry, I cannot make sandwiches, I'm kinda busy!
Veena Rabbit: Часы Маша и Медведь! Это для малышей! [farts]
Lady Gaga: George needs a nap, check out my website.
[cuts to Samara running]
Suzy Sheep: Oh non, c'est Emily Elephant!
Emily Elephant: Kom am! [riles Suzy up then fights]
Suzy Sheep: Je suis tellement vais te tuer!
Peppa: Vad gör du?
Tommy Pickles: You want a bro?
Peppa: Yeah. [booty humps Tommy]
Chuckie Finster: I haven't seen you in months!
Peppa: I know.
Phil DeVille: Peppa!
Lil DeVille: Want to make a mud pie?
[cuts to Peppa, Tommy, Chuckie, Lil and Phil in Peppa's room]
Angelica Pickles: [makes monkey noises, then drinks some bubblegum soda which has been poisoned and dies]
Tommy Pickles: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mummy Pig: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
Daddy Pig: I've got the tape!
[cuts to Peppa, Mummy Pig, Daddy Pig, Lady GaGa and the Rugrats in the living room]
Daddy Pig: I will put the tape in. [puts the tape inside the player]
[zooms in on the TV]
Male Voice: [reads the FBI warning out]
Female Voice: This tape may contain flashing images. If you are prone to seizures, consult your doctor before playing this tape.
Male Voice: Copyright 2000 Peppatown Records
Lady Gaga: I made popcorn!
Daddy Pig: It's not a movie. It's a compilation VHS tape with music videos by The Rocking Gazelles.
Narrator: 2 hours later...
Samara Pig: [enters] Bitch.
Lady Gaga: You just broke your promise! [plays Bad Romance at full volume in Walmart's ears]