XMUSIC (real name Alexandre Thomas) is a French singer-rapper-songwriter who is a fucking bitch with a big dick whose fucking cock cannot get out of the fucking screen and absolutely despises Assa Darson and Flavia. He has been arrested for public indecency, killing two people, burning down people's houses and torturing Lilly Sanchez, who is an autistic girl, but Zara Dawson bailed him out. He seems to never be wearing pants...
|Title||Details||Peak chart positions|
|Horrific is Terrific||
|Getting the Girl||
|This Is Art||
- He is the only person to have a song (in fact, 5 songs) chart bilingually on the Kids Top 30.