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XMUSIC (real name Alexandre Thomas) is a French singer-rapper-songwriter who is a fucking bitch with a big dick whose fucking cock cannot get out of the fucking screen and absolutely despises Assa Darson and Flavia. He has been arrested for public indecency, killing two people, burning down people's houses and torturing Lilly Sanchez, who is an autistic girl, but Zara Dawson bailed him out. He seems to never be wearing pants...

Discography

Studio albums

Title Details Peak chart positions
SAL JT KUB FR UK
XMUSIC
  • Released: 3 June 1997
  • Format: CD, vinyl, cassette, digital download
  • Label: Binkini Records
42 18 3 1 7
Horrific is Terrific
  • Released: 5 October 1999
  • Format: CD, vinyl, digital download
  • Label: Binkini Records
29 14 1 1
Getting the Girl
  • Released: 16 February 2000
  • Format: CD, digital download
  • Label: Binkini Records
87 1 87
Going Bananas
  • Released: 16 February 2002
  • Format: CD, vinyl, digital download
  • Label: Binkini Records
13 12 11 1 10
This Is Art
  • Released: 16 February 2009
  • Format: CD, vinyl
  • Label: Binkini Records
29 47 19 100 32
Comeback
  • Released: 16 February 2018
  • Format: CD
  • Label: Binkini Records, 1 Records
2 13 13 1 93

Trivia

  • He is the only person to have a song (in fact, 5 songs) chart bilingually on the Kids Top 30.

See also